ATTACK OF THE GAY!!!!!!

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:55:49 -0400

So I also have another tumblr entitled Attack Of The Gay which is chock full of hilarious homosexual hijinx!

Attack Of The Gay

Look at all the awesome T-Shirts that I’ve gotten from...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:49:00 -0400

Look at all the awesome T-Shirts that I’ve gotten from work lately. *Note that the Mr. Bean shirt is actually one I got to feed Andrew’s bizarre Mr. Bean obsession.

Time for the obligatory introduction post wherein I tell you...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:34:03 -0400

Time for the obligatory introduction post wherein I tell you some personal details about myself. Here goes.

My mother named me Mark with a “K”. Not Marc, Marcus, Marky-Mark or Homo. I have been called all of these many times over, and I generally respond to all of them. I like to think that I have quite the sense of humor. I was born without a heart, or at least I play someone with this affliction on TV and in real life.

I live in Atlantic Canada’s smallest province, Prince Edward Island where absolutely NOTHING ever happens with the only person who can tolerate my EXTREME personality, my same-sex partner Andrew (he hates the term “partner” so I use it as often as I can.) of 7 years. (Still no ring though. *le sigh*)

I work at a thrift department store which shall remain nameless to protect the identities of those unfortunate enough to have to endure 8+ hours a day with me. I get a discount on “quality used goods” which is the reason that I initially applied to work there … well that and I couldn’t be proud of selling large rubber penises for a living at my previous job. (“Can I suggest something from our wide variety of large rubber penises so you can take it home and shove it up your c*nt/ass?”)

I feel that this is enough of a taste of my world for you to decide whether or not to keep following me.

markVERSUSthe world.

ATTACK OF THE GAY!!!!!!

Look at all the awesome T-Shirts that I’ve gotten from...

Time for the obligatory introduction post wherein I tell you...